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ALL ABOUT SCOTT

FADE IN:

INT. DINING HALL - SARAH SIDDONS SOCIETY - NIGHT

It is not a large room and jammed with tables, mostly for

four but some for six and eight. A long table of honor, for

about thirty people, has been placed upon a dais.

Diner is over. Demi-tasses, cigars and brandy. The overall

effect is one of worn elegance and dogged gentility. It is

June.

THE CAMERA MOVES TO: CLOSE – SCOTT ROSENZWEIG, not young, not

unattractive, a fastidious dresser, sharp of eye and

merciless of tongue. An omnipresent cigarette holder projects

from his mouth like the sword of D'Artagnan.

He sits back in his chair, musingly, his fingers making

little cannonballs out of bread crumbs. His narration covers

the MOVE of the CAMERA to him.

Over this we hear the crisp, cultured, precise VOICE of

Scott Rosenzweig:

SCOTT'S VOICE

To those of you who do not read websites, attend the Theater (dinner theater that is), listen to Broadway musical soundtracks, watch movie musicals ad nausea or know anything of the world in which we live - it is perhaps necessary to introduce myself. My name is Scott Rosenzweig. My native habitat is the Theater - in it I toil not (as I had to get a corporate job to survive), neither do I spin. I am a critic and commentator (on theatre and life). I am essential to the Theater (and life)- as ants are to a picnic, as the boll weevil to a cotton field...

                      

I have been proud and privileged to have spent my life in the Theater -"a poor player ... that struts and frets his hour upon the stage" -

and I have been honored to be, for forty-two years, a short, Jewish homosexual who made people laugh. Surely no actor is older than I - I have earned my place out of the sun...

              

SCOTT'S VOICE

Scott. Scott, the Greatest Never Was Been There Ever Was. The would-be Broadway star, writer of books, host of his own television show.

Time and life have been good and bad to Scott and here in lies his trials, tribulations and dare I say it? All about Scott…

                                                             FADE OUT.

                                

I believe that someone once said, "Plagiarism is the highest form of flattery." Okay, well maybe that wasn't it exactly. So with my most humble apologies to Joseph L. Mankiewicz...I present the bastardized script above and the All About Scott page.

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Scott Rosenzweig - A Bio

A lot of people have written in asking who I am (really), where I’ve been, what I’ve done and what I’m doing now. And although everything on this site is by me and says a lot about me (at times too much) here’s the story on my professional careers through the years.

 

I started out trying to be in show business from the time I was about 6 years old and although I managed to come close to getting somewhere in the business of show, I became what I call, “The greatest never was been there ever was.”

 

I began my career on stage and in front of the camera early on and in the late eighties I started working at a dinner theater in Delaware where I decided to try my hand at choreographing and eventually directing as well as creating some musical revues. During my time as a director/choreographer/performer I was lucky enough to work for several different venues at the same time as the dinner theater. I did everything from directing for Virginia Opera to working as an Assistant Choreographer at Disneyland, to coaching competitive skaters on their performance rink side to working at the theater in the marketing department. It was also during this period I met the man who would become my life mate, Michael. (We celebrated eighteen years together last August.)

 

After eleven years at the theater Michael and I moved to Las Vegas where my parents live. My brother and his family live in San Diego so not only emotionally but now also geographically we can really be up one another’s asses. My first job in Vegas was as the show director for the opening of Madame Tussaud’s wax museum. The star-studded celebrities in attendance included Wayne Newton, Don King, Siegfried and Roy (pre-attack) and Neil Sedaka to name a few. The producer for that event went to work for GameWorks (an arcade based business with restaurant and bar) and needed some help coming up with creative events, grand openings and promotions for the company. Although I started out as the Director of Entertainment, after eight years, the company was bought by SEGA and I became the Director of Training for our 1500 employees. And let me say it was rather easy to give all that up and take on my latest corporate adventure - Executive Assistant! That's right, I'm now the Executive Assistant to a CEO with so much vision and good taste in clothes that I feel like Dolly Levi - "It's so nice to be back home where I belong." I finally found a way to live in the corporate world. You see, as I often tell my boss (who is so not gay) when I'm fixing a luncheon at the office, "It looks and tastes fabulous because I'm gay but it's cheap because I'm a Jew!" He has the best of both worlds and I'm enormously happy for both of us.

 

On occasion I’ve been fortunate enough to still dabble in the show biz for example, for three years, co-creating, directing and choreographing the holiday show at the Fashion Show mall here in Vegas where we brought Santa, his classic Cadillac convertible, ten Rockette-esque girls and two toy soldiers out of the ground and onto their twenty foot fashion runway where they danced, sang and eventually Santa brought snow to the inside of the mall.

 

When a friend encouraged me to write a blog for the Ultimate Fan Blogger competition for season three of Project Runway, I almost didn’t enter but at the last minute, threw 500 words into an email and ended up winning. Blogging for Runway led to the editor at Runway asking me about putting my regular blog on the outzonetv.com website blog roll. I knew I wanted to do something bigger and better than just my current blog and thus Some Like It Scott (.com) was born! In October 2006 my blog was voted one of the top ten by Advocate readers and I recently finished a week as the guest blogger on outzone.com. It’s been awhile since I’ve been on a stage and heard applause so this site and the writing have allowed me to be creative again.

 

What’s next is anyone’s guess. Thank you for taking the time to explore the site, send in your comments and for sharing this site with your friends.  

I was born to the real-life Green Acres couple. While my father was raised on a farm, my mother was a city girl that drove a convertible, hid movie magazines in her closet and dreamed of going to Las Vegas some day.

This unlkely pair gave the world two sons who were almost as opposite as they were themselves. The year my older brother was named third in the state for mathematics, I failed geometry. While my brother would go on to marry and have two children, I found the man of my dreams.

The man of my dreams happens to be a six foot black man. Think about it, a six foot black man who was once an altar boy and a short Jewish boy. What does that mean? It means that we are the poster children for hate crimes! Once when we went to see a friend in a show in lower (slower) Delaware, the producer said to our friend when we left, "That was so nice of your friends, the negro and the oriental to come see the show." We howled and called each other by these names for awhile. We've been together for almost 20 years now. Being in a monogamous gay relationship is like dog years, so it makes our almost 20 years really 642 in dog years. (Remember, I told you I was bad in math!)

We now reside in fabulous Las Vegas with our two cats, Elphaba and Fiyero (If you're confused by these names go see the Broadway musical, Wicked).
I hope you enjoy my site and I hope you realize that this site contains a version of my life, you know, sort of like when they make a movie of someone's life - what you're getting here is the Hollywood version - it's more glamorous and much bigger than life!

Some Vintage Family Photos To Make You Hoot and Holler!

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My Parents
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My Brother
My personal Einstein!

Elphaba and Fiyero!
(Yes, it's really them)
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